Endurance sentence
The loser books the longest round-trip bus journey that fits in a single weekend and rides the whole thing, documenting each leg. No flights, no trains, no company. One documented league sent its loser 1,640 miles from Sioux Falls to Dallas and back.
Severity 4 punishments are the ones people talk about for years, which is exactly why they need full league buy-in before week one. Put it in the constitution, set the deadline, and agree on proof requirements up front.
More endurance punishments in the same weight class.
Nine hot dogs and nine beers across nine innings of a baseball game, one of each per inning, finished before the final out. Doable on paper, catast...
The regional-availability version of the Waffle House sit: 24 hours in a McDonald's, IHOP, Denny's, or any 24-hour spot, with a menu chart mapping...
Recreating the interview show: the loser eats ten wings of escalating heat, ending at the hottest sauce the league can legally buy, while answering...