Lifestyle sentence
This one is flagged not family-safe. Run it in a league of consenting adults who chose this life, keep it legal, and keep it off the company Slack.
The loser spends a league-set amount of their own money on lottery scratch-offs, scratches them live on camera, and hands any winnings to the champion. A tidy lesson about expected value delivered through humiliation. The one big win in league history made everything worse, not better.
Seen in the wild: trophysmack.com
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