Endurance sentence

The Mystery Smoothie

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
one hour

Not for the work league

This one is flagged not family-safe. Run it in a league of consenting adults who chose this life, keep it legal, and keep it off the company Slack.

Every league member contributes one edible ingredient to a blender, hot sauce, tuna, mayonnaise, pickle juice, a whole onion, and the loser drinks the result in one sitting while everyone watches. All ingredients must be food-safe; that is the only mercy. Also known as the Death Smoothie or 'Blend In'.

Heavy sentence

Severity 4 punishments are the ones people talk about for years, which is exactly why they need full league buy-in before week one. Put it in the constitution, set the deadline, and agree on proof requirements up front.

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