No haircuts and no beard trims from the final whistle until next year's draft, roughly eight months of increasingly feral growth. The punishment compounds weekly and photographs itself. Job interviews and weddings receive no exemptions unless pre-negotiated.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of until next draft, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.
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