Physical sentence
This one is flagged not family-safe. Run it in a league of consenting adults who chose this life, keep it legal, and keep it off the company Slack.
The loser catches a live fish and puts it in their waistband for ten seconds while the league counts down in unison. It is exactly as stupid as it sounds, and one league swears it transformed their competitiveness overnight. Catch-and-release rules apply to the fish, who is the real victim.
Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.
More physical punishments in the same weight class.
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