Embarrassment sentence

Holiday Parade Cameo

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
one day

The loser appears in a local holiday parade in a ridiculous costume, on a float if the league can arrange it. One documented loser rode a Coral Springs parade float dressed as Elsa from Frozen. Requires some hustle to organize, which is half the fun for the league.

Heavy sentence

Severity 4 punishments are the ones people talk about for years, which is exactly why they need full league buy-in before week one. Put it in the constitution, set the deadline, and agree on proof requirements up front.

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