Door to door, on camera, the loser collects 50 signatures from strangers affirming they were told, in person, 'I suck at fantasy football.' Each signature is a complete social transaction of shame. Rain does not pause the clock.
Heavy sentence
Severity 4 punishments are the ones people talk about for years, which is exactly why they need full league buy-in before week one. Put it in the constitution, set the deadline, and agree on proof requirements up front.
Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.
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