The loser buys pizza for the whole league at a playoff watch party, with the order dictated down to the crust (one documented league mandates Pizza Hut stuffed crust, non-negotiable). The gentlest punishment in wide circulation and the traditional gateway drug to harsher constitutions.
Lifestyle sentence
The Pizza Tax
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