Thirty consecutive days in a puka shell necklace, worn visibly over the collar at work, dates, and family events. Like the chain wallet, nobody will mention it, and that silence is the sentence. Pairs devastatingly with business casual.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one month, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.