In geographically scattered leagues, the loser pays to ship the championship trophy to wherever the winner lives, insured, tracked, and expensive. One documented league paid over $300 getting the trophy from Canada to New Zealand. The trophy travels better than the loser ever will.
Lifestyle sentence
The Trophy Shipping Bill
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