Physical sentence

The Water Balloon Firing Squad

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
one hour

The loser stands against a wall for 30 to 120 seconds while the entire league throws water balloons, or in the agricultural variant, overripe tomatoes. Ponchos are banned, goggles are allowed. Short, cathartic, and extremely filmable in slow motion.

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