Embarrassment sentence

Banana Suit Commute

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
two weeks

Every work commute for two weeks happens in a full banana costume: the train, the parking garage, the office lobby. Coworkers' gradual acceptance is the saddest, funniest arc in fantasy punishment. Casual Friday does not apply.

Seen in the wild: fantasypunishments.com

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