The loser wears a full-body crab costume to the bars for the league's post-playoffs outing, then again for an entire NFL Sunday at the sports bar. Claws stay on while eating wings, which is the engineering challenge at the heart of the punishment. The costume passes to next year's loser slightly worse for wear.
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Crab Costume Sunday
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