Charity sentence

Retirement Home Bingo Caller

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
one afternoon

The loser volunteers as a bingo caller at a retirement home, weaving their fantasy failures into every number: 'B-9, like the nine points my quarterback scored in the semifinal.' The residents are warm, attentive, and completely unsparing. Multiple sessions in strict leagues.

Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.

Seen in the wild: fantasypunishments.com

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