The loser enters a charity 5K or fun run, in costume, and must fundraise a league-set amount using props and public appeals. One documented loser raised $1,500 wearing a tutu and a fake mustache while carrying a 28-3 flag. Embarrassment converted directly into good.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one month, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.