Charity sentence

The Compliment Assassin

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
one week

Fifty genuine compliments delivered to strangers per day for a week, tracked and occasionally witnessed by leaguemates. It sounds sweet until you're on compliment thirty-eight in a hardware store. Sincerity violations reset the day's count.

Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.

Seen in the wild: fantasypunishments.com

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