The loser sits in a dog crate at the league party while members pour league-approved pantry items, condiments, syrup, flour, over the top. Every league that runs it has the same one rule: nothing that came out of a body. Hose-down and dignity return afterward, in that order.
Nuclear tier
Severity 5 means consequences that outlive the season. Do not run this without written, sober, unanimous consent collected before the draft, plus a re-confirmation from the loser before execution. Our constitution page has the clause.