Enter a Bodybuilding Competition
The loser registers for a real amateur bodybuilding or physique competition: spray tan, posing trunks, choreographed routine, the works. Months of...
Severity 5 of 5
Career-Ending
The nuclear tier. Tattoos, bodybuilding shows, punishments with permanent or semi-permanent consequences. Only for leagues where everyone has signed off in writing and means it.
The scale: 1. Mild Embarrassment · 2. Public Shame · 3. Genuine Suffering · 4. Life-Altering · 5. Career-Ending
The Dog Cage Ceremony
The loser sits in a dog crate at the league party while members pour league-approved pantry items, condiments, syrup, flour, over the top. Every le...
The League Tattoo
The nuclear option: a real, permanent tattoo, design chosen by the winner or the league, size and placement capped in writing beforehand (one inch...