The loser attends a full live sporting event of the league's choosing completely alone, no phone allowed, staying start to finish, with a short vlog filed as proof. The league optimizes for maximum drive time and minimum personal interest. One documented loser bought $50 courtside seats out of spite and ended up on TV.
Endurance sentence
The Solo Away Game
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