Embarrassment sentence

The Walk-Up Song

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
full year

The league assigns the loser an entrance anthem, played in full every time they arrive at any league event for a year. They must stand in the doorway until it finishes. Song selection balances embarrassment with runtime; 'It's a Small World' is a war crime in three leagues.

The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of full year, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.

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