Embarrassment sentence

The Car Wrap

Severity
Category
Cost
Moderate
Time required
one month

The loser's car gets a temporary vinyl wrap or window decals advertising their fantasy failure for a set period. It turns their vehicle into a rolling billboard of shame. Magnetic door signs are the budget version.

The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one month, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.

Seen in the wild: fantasyfootballunlimited.com

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