Embarrassment sentence
In leagues built around a church group or choir community, the loser performs a solo hymn at an upcoming service in front of the whole congregation. Wholesome setting, maximum vocal exposure. Only works, and only lands, when the whole league shares the pews.
Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.
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