Once a week for the entire next season, the loser wears whatever jersey the previous week's highest scorer assigns them. It is a rotating, season-long humiliation that keeps every manager invested in the loser's wardrobe. Repeat offenders end up owning jerseys they despise.
The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of full season, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.
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