Embarrassment sentence

Mascot for a Day

Severity
Category
Cost
Moderate
Time required
one day

The loser suits up as a mascot, for a local team, a rec league, or just a league-bought costume at a public event, and performs with full commitment: dancing, hyping crowds, high-fiving children. Half-hearted mascotting triggers a redo. Sweating inside the suit is part of the sentence.

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