Embarrassment sentence

Sandwich Board of Shame

Severity
Category
Cost
Cheap
Time required
one afternoon

The loser spends an afternoon walking a busy street wearing a sandwich board that lists their worst roster decisions of the season in large print. Strangers get a full scouting report of the failure. It is a walking press release of incompetence.

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