The loser waits in line at the mall with the children, sits on Santa's lap wearing a sign that says they finished last in their fantasy league, and buys the official photo package. The photo becomes the league's holiday card. Timing works perfectly since fantasy seasons end in December.
Embarrassment sentence
Santa Lap Photo
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