Embarrassment sentence

Sign Spinner Shift

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
a few hours

The loser works a free shift as a roadside sign spinner, either for a real local business that agrees to it or with a league-made sign about their fantasy failure. Several hours of arm cardio and public visibility. Enthusiasm is mandatory and graded.

Budget note: this one costs nothing but dignity, which makes it a strong pick for leagues that would rather spend the pot on the champion than on the loser's downfall.

Seen in the wild: fantasyfootballunlimited.com

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