Embarrassment sentence

The Teapot Clause

Severity
Category
Cost
Free
Time required
one month

For one month, whenever any league member says the trigger word in the loser's presence, they must immediately perform 'I'm a Little Teapot' with full choreography, regardless of venue. The trigger word is chosen for frequency: 'points' is a war crime. Refusal extends the term a week.

The long haul: this is not a one-afternoon sentence. With a time commitment of one month, the punishment keeps paying out (for everyone else) long after the season ends. Long sentences need a written end date and a league-appointed enforcer who checks compliance.

Seen in the wild: fantasypunishments.com

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